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White Trash Bash

 

Tuesday Booze Day / White Trash Bash with Goose from 7-9pm

Scott’s Shovelhead Shed
220 Pine Street, Davenport

$2 Bud Family Products - 80’s Rock Theme
Win a fridge full of beer from West Locust Rent-a-Center and Budweiser
Winner will be announced Tuesday 8/31
Sponsored by: West Locust Rent-a-Center, Budweiser and 97X

 

10. Elizabeth Berkeley as Nomi Malone in "Showgirls"

Childhood dream of seeing Jesse Spano nude comes to fruition.


9. Neve Campbell as Suzie in "Wild Things"

If you’re like me, you’re were never quite sure what this movie was about but have wasted many Kleenex on the threesome scene. Regardless, Neve played a white trash goth chick who we all wanted to bang.

8. Leslie Bibb as Carley Bobby in "Talladega Nights"

This smokeshow loves Nascar.


7. Brittany Murphy as Alex in "8 Mile"

Brittany does a good job playing the gutter-dwelling "aspiring model" from "8 Mile." She breaks B-Rabbit's heart but in my opinion he should have known better. Any girl that is willing to do you in a grimy sheet metal factory with no rubber should have raised some red flags.


6. Patricia Arquette as Alabama in "True Romance"

The fact that she is named after a Southern state automatically makes her overqualified for this list.

5. Julia Roberts as Vivian in "Pretty Woman"

Had to include this one. We get to watch Vivian transform from a foul-mouthed, gum-snapping, faux-blonde hooker into a brunette vixen with some serious class. Amazing what a shopping spree and a day at a polo match can do for a girl’s self esteem.


4. Jamie Pressly as Sandy in "Poor White Trash"

I have to admit that I've never actually seen this movie but the list wouldn’t be complete without including Jaime. She also could have made the list for her roles in "Joe Dirt" and "Evel Knievel."

3. Marisa Tomei as Cassidy in "The Wrestler"

What's most remarkable about Marisa's performance in this flick is the fact that she was 42 years old during its filming.


2. Ali Larter as Darcy in "Varsity Blues"

Darcy drove pubescent libidos wild in her unforgettable whipped-cream bikini scene. Extremely effective move aimed at luring whoever was starting at quarterback that given week into bed.


1. Brittany Daniel as Brandy in "Joe Dirt"

Far too classy to play a believable white trash character but a bombshell nonetheless.

 

 



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